Dwarves (Blag Dahlia)
What are your top five albums that were released in 2014? (In order 1-5)
I didn’t give a fuck about anything this year but Meghan Trainor. She’s like a chunky little Carole King! She writes great songs, performs them well and even does corny little dances in Forever 21 outfits. What more could you want?
It’s pop-country with Ebonics lyrics. It flips the paradigm from "No Fat Chicks" to "No, Fat Chicks!" all the way to "Know Fat Chicks!" Brilliant!
Have a great year, punkers!
What records are you looking forward to most in 2015?
I don’t listen to records anymore. Now I consume music through a cutting edge technology called iSuck. The iSuck technology is filtered through the user's rectum and renders all music one enormous Bruce Springsteen tribute. It’s like hangin’ out with the Boss all day long!
