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The Plot To Blow Up the Eiffel Tower

Dissertation, Honey
Happy Couples Never (2003)

This band was supposed to play at a show I went to a while back, but something came up. I hadn't really heard anything about them so I shrugged it off. It's a shame I did. I really wish I had gotten that opportunity because it wouldn't have taken me so long to find out about this awesome, new band. There is a lot of chaos between the jazzy, poetic spoken word intro and outro on the relatively short Dissertation, Honey. The Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower have done something that I've been waiting for a long time: merged jazz with punk rock. The songs start out as loud "post-hardcore" sounding (a little too much) like the early Blood Brothers or Swing Kids: sassy vocals, sharp spastic guitars, funky cutting bass lines and fast-paced drums. But what really makes the music exciting is when it launches into to noisy free jazz in the vein of Peter Brotzmann or the Flying Luttenbachers, creating a dissonance that could, but never does, get annoying. The Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower, in relation to a lot of other bands out there, is pretty original. But I hear a little bit … Read more

A Static Lullaby

And Don't Forget To Breathe...
Ferret (2003)

I know this band is something-core; I am just not sure which one. With song titles like "Love To Hate, … Read more

A Static Lullaby

And Don't Forget To Breathe...
Ferret (2003)

The most fun thing I found with this CD were the song titles. The music itself combines "emo", metalcore, and … Read more

A Static Lullaby

And Don't Forget To Breathe...
Ferret (2003)

Tolerable but tossable. This CD is filled with that modern hardcore edge mixed with pop melodies that the kids are … Read more

The Suicide File

Twilight
Indecision (2003)

An excellent debut LP from this Boston, MA band. Boasting ex-members of some impressive bands (Death By Stereo, The Hope … Read more

The Suicide File

Twilight
Indecision (2003)

Even though adding metal and hardcore together is the newest equation for success, some bands are still keeping it real. … Read more

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Two Gallants

The Scenery of Farewell
Saddle Creek (2007)

Two Gallants have left many critics, myself included, dumbfounded for a means of describing their music. Those less talented have made illusions to their folk rock contemporaries and labelmates, or a certain well-known rock duo, claiming vocalist/guitarist Adam Fontaine and drummer Hyde Edneud as the bastard sons of these groupings. The closest thing I have come across as to giving the band justice is that the two tap into something much older then they supposedly have the right to, refreshing the timeless music of early twentieth century America. As a fan it has always been something much easier to describe. The pair have the unique ability of capturing emotion and telling stories in a sincere and passionate way, exhibited with honest flaws in their work that give the listen the … Read more

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The Suicide File

Twilight
Indecision (2003)

I consider myself at least somewhat picky when it comes to hardcore. At least, I don't jump at everything with fast snare; however, this album is undeniably a great hardcore record. Lots of finger pointing fun and plenty of room for floorpunching and windmills. If you're into hardcore, or even if you aren't, check this album out. Read more

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