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All Teeth and Knuckles
Club Hits to Hit the Club With

Lujo (2007) Scottie

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All Teeth and Knuckles – Club Hits to Hit the Club With — Lujo, 2007

This is what happens when trust fund kids with expendable bank accounts get their hands on keyboards and samplers: an album of weak dance tracks with sing-speak vocalists telling bad jokes about people they despise. I'm sure this is supposed to be a joke, but then there's some truth to it. These gentlemen thrive on bar and club culture. Imagine, if you can, a worse version of Chromeo or Cobra Starship. All Teeth and Knuckles probably shop exclusively at American Apparel and read too much Vice Magazine. A favor was owed somewhere; I can't think of any other reason why this album would be released.

4.0 / 10Scottie • February 14, 2008

All Teeth and Knuckles – Club Hits to Hit the Club With cover artwork
All Teeth and Knuckles – Club Hits to Hit the Club With — Lujo, 2007

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